Leisey and the Terrible, Horrible, No good, Very bad Day

The light in my living room is dangling by it's cord.
The baby chickens escaped and the cats are after them.
I tripped and fell on the concrete and wood in my back yard.
So now I have slivers. The handle on my back door fell off, and so did the lock.
I tripped over a pipe in the back yard, and created a geyser.
In my travels back and forth to and from the water main I hit my head so hard on the roof of the chicken coop that I have a goose egg.
My crazy rabbit won't take care of her babies so they are all gone!
The cow got out and was in the feed barn. My car is making funny noises. I have had a terrible horrible no good very bad day!!! Covered with bruses, scraches, burrs and bumps. I am going back to bed.
Tomorrow will be wonderful because my fiancé will be coming for a few days :)